Me
Call Me, Maybe?
Anyone: Hey............
Me in my head: ...i just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number so call me maybe..
Anyone: Uh....
Me: IT'D HARD TO LOOK RIGHT AT YOU BAAAAABYYYY
Anyone: .............
Me: BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER, SO CALL ME MAYBE.
Anyone: what.
When I see “explain” on a test.
When the annoying kids in class think they’re funny

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